Thursday, February 25, 2010

Sun Signs

Fair Lady is an Aquarius and I’m a Leo. If you believe all that stuff, we aren’t really supposed to work. Just look at Bobby and Whitney: Aquarius and Leo. Enough said.

But I don’t believe all that stuff. And I'm not alone. I had the opportunity to ask some very important folks and entities what they thought about this whole Sun Sign thing and a lot of ‘em were less than impressed. Here’s what they had to say:


Biggie Smalls:
Who they attractin with that line,
"What's your name, what's your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind

Justice Clarence Thomas:
Have you asked Scalia? What did he say?

Postmodernist :
They say Im a lion, but I feel more like a genetically engineered sphinx trapped inside a MGM Logo.

Kanye West:
Cleo had the best future predictions of all time.

Wyclef:
*sang something indecipherable*

Jesus:
My father doesn’t need a twelve piece template.

And there you have it. Nobody gives a hoot about sun signs. Besides, if Michelle Obama were born 4 days later Obama and Michelle would be Leo and Aquarius and you have to admit that coming that close to the Obama’s in anything is pretty cool. Even if it is just some stupid sun sign.

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